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Oh come on, man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker Joe dirt sexy, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?

You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' Joe dirt sexy chaser?

Well that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer. I got the poo on me! Hey man, you done with that apple core?

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Maybe if it came out of Charlene Tilton's ass I'd take a bite. Yeah, you probably like JR you queer. I saw your bumper sticker: Cowboy's Butts Drive Me Nuts!

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You think that's queer? They're large and in charge and lookin' for chickies.

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You wanna back that up? Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air. You and me, let's go. You Joe dirt sexy I'd love to beat your ass all up and down this place but I gotta go back to work. Joe Dirt, your fired. Here's your week's pay. Come on, back then you were listenin' to Leif Garrett.

It was probably more like this Hell no, man I don't listen to that crap! I'm a rocker, dude through and through. Here's my favorite bands: They don't really mean what they say. They just got their own issues and what not. Alls I got to do is keep bein' a good person. No matter what, good things'll come my way.

Everything's gonna happen for Joe dirt sexy, just so long as I never have Joe dirt sexy in my heart. Joe looks down awkwardly]. Things are gonna happen for me! Life's a garden, dig it?

Luckily, my neck broke my fall. Things are gonna happen Joe dirt sexy me, I'm Joe Dirt. There are three rules when dealin' with a deadly alligator. And yes, they are deadly, don't kid yaself. Rule number one, I'm number one. Ya hear that, I like ta kid around.

Rule two, the croc's number two. Now before I begin Kid at Gator Farm: Joe dirt sexy, what's rule three? Kid, give me a break now. So you don't know rule three? Yeah, you want a match? My face and your ass! How 'bout that friend?

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I mean, your ass and my face, what's up? Here we go, I'm a bit of a crocophile, so don't try this at home.

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This here's Rocky, and he ain't no puppy. Now, let's see if Rocky's got some cavities. This mofo knows not to mess with Sir Joseph Dirt. Charlene the Gator Joe dirt sexy Joe, what can I do fa you? Ya not makin' any sense. That's why Dad named you Joe Dirt instead of Nunamaker. That's what my sister said on the way to the Grand Canyon!

My last name's Dirt, her last name's Nunamaker! That's my parents' last name! I was finally home. You know the people who live here, Nunamaker? Had a lil' boy. Had same kinda haircut you got na'.

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God da', you outta date boy. Yeah, man, that little boy, that's me. My parent's were-this was my home.

I though this was it this time. Nah, home is where you make it. Ya like ta see homos naked? You like ta see homos naked, that's cool man, whatever. No no no no.

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Home is where you MAKE it. Home, where you make it. Guy likes to see homos naked, that doesn't help me.

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Well, I was born without the top of my skull and I guess a little bit of my brains was showin' and it was grossin' everybody out so my mom put this wig on me to cover it up and then the bones grew together and it got all infused and entwined. I mean I don't mean to get all Joe dirt sexy with you Why don't you go practice fallin' down? I'll be there in a minute.

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You wanna fight you little queer? Well, it ain't a meteor. It came out of the sky. Well I'm sure it did but it ain't no meteor. It's a big ol' frozen chunk o' shit.

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Oh yeah, see them airplanes they dump their toilets 36, feet. The stuff freezes and falls to earth. We call 'em Boeing bombs.


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